Em: Think about it... They both feature scantily clad women, a lot of screaming, and not a lot of substance.
Gaye: Excuse me, do you sell stamps?
Em: Yes, we sell rolls of 20. How many do you need?
Gaye: Oh, three please. I send one letter a week to my daughters back home.
Em: Aw, how sweet. Your total is $26.40.
Em: So anyways, the only real difference between horror films and soft-core pornography is the color of the fluids.
