Melville: Good news! I have collected all of my clothes, except my cummerbund.
Aloysius: If I recall, you were wearing a vest. Vests do not go with cummerbunds.
Melville: Good call! Thus ends The Quest for the Missing Cummerbund! What article will be next in our series of misbegotten clothing?
Aloysius: I wish you were joking about needing to catalog your missing garments. But when you do it often enough, I suppose it only makes sense to start c---
Melville: HELP!
Melville: I've lost all of my left socks! The ones in the drawer only fit my right foot!
