Wade: Ugh, I have such a headache.
Em: Suffering from a what-did-I-do-last-night hangover?
Wade: Nah, I don't think grape soda leaves much of a hangover. I just read a book, watched the ball drop, and went to sleep.
Wade: How about you, Em?
Em: Eh, no time for drinking. Holidays are prime gaming time. Most people aren't using their internet, so pings go down and player quality goes up.
Em: I call it The Law of Inverse Sociability Assertation. LISA is a gamer's best friend!
