Em: You know what I blame for this hot weather? La Niña.
Wade: Whoa,I hadn't thought about that in years.
Wade: I remember a few years ago when "El Niño" was to blame for everything. I wonder why we didn't see media coverage about it with the unseasonably cold weather last year.
Em: I didn't see anyone talking about it like they did back then. I wonder if it was on the news, but no one talked about it, so they sto---*GASP*
Em: It's no wonder our society is falling apart! If we don't talk about the weather, our small talk skills will atrophy and die. Quick! Let's talk about the Super Bowl, or traffic! The future depends on our prattle!
