Aloysius: I believe this place is finally livable again, with last weekend’s debauchery finally expunged.
Melville: Thanks! I appreciate all the help cleaning and organizing.
Aloysius: Further, I have made a comprehensive inventory of your clothes.
With this list, and pocket size checklist, you should never again bother me with your imagined clothing catastrophes.
Aloysius: But... you... Why did you do that? I worked hard on those!
Melville: Oh, Aloysius. A life without the threat of clothing catastrophes isn’t a life worth living.
