Wade: Man, I'm getting sick of this "winter" weather. It's freezing when we get to work, then 70 degrees when we leave. I need a big down jacket when I leave home, but short sleeves when I get back.
Em: And you're complaining that when you get off of work, it's perfect weather?
Wade: Okay, I sound a bit better when you say it like that.
Wade: But we had one freeze so far, and that was two weeks ago. It's almost February, and it feels like winter's long done!
Simon: Excuse me, do you work here? I'd like to return this Christmas present I just found.
Wade: Okay, except for that.
