Wade: So I’ve decided to start writing letters. I’m buying that old writing desk after my shift ends.
Em: Right on! And who shall these letters be to? Is there a lucky lady in your life?
Wade: Oh, no one in particular. I’m not even sure what I’m going to write about.
Wade: I guess... I guess I’mjust enamored with the romanticism of writing letters.
Em: So, this isan impulse buy? A piece of furniture you don’t need for a hobby you haven’t started for reasons you haven’t committed to?
Wade: Yeah, pretty much.
Em: How is it you haven’t gone broke yet? I think you buy more of our crap than any of our customers.
Wade: I never buy more than I can eat. I figure, given three weeks, I could eat this desk, so it’s worth three weeks wage.
